Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend (2)

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Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend (2)

I’m a very busy person and you must consider yourself lucky as I remember your birthday, not everyone gets the same treatment. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

It is better to be one year older than one month late. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday Dear Friend my cute fatty friend!

congratulations! Another birthday and you’re still in great shape! This shows that the healthy rules of life are an outdated concept! Happy birthday Dear Friend!

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OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.

Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?

I know there’s no use of asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday Dear Friend to the world’s most parsimonious person.

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When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to me. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

Haha, you’ve turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight when we were kids and you always cried like a crying baby. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

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Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a Happy birthday Dear Friend!

Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

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Very good On your birthday, smile, all you can …! It’s great for wrinkles! Congratulations!

How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday Dear Friend and go take a shower at least today.

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Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday Dear Friend you sick freak!

We know it’s your birthday today and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So, here we are. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

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Unbearable! For your birthday, I will grant each and every one of your wishes,

My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday Dear Friend, loser.

Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the latter one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday Dear Friend. Copied!

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 I have heard that people of a certain age become unbearable when they don’t get what they want! Happy birthday Dear Friend!

Twenty-one and still a virgin! How is it even possible for a pervert like you? Don’t worry, I’ve bought a sex toy for you as your Birthday gift. Happy birthday Dear Friend, friend.

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Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday Dear Friend my parsimonious friend!

I  wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

The belly – It is natural to become more and more silent with age, and it is not easy to talk while putting your belly in! Congratulations!

I hope you are aware of that friend vs 10 million dollars meme? If I was to choose between the two, I’d have chosen dollars over you. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

Don’t worry, I am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

I still wonder how on earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday Dear Friend, friend!

Happy birthday Dear Friend to you and your newest chin.

STILL 29?!?!? When will recycling be done? Happy birthday Dear Friend!

Everyone ages like a bottle of wine. Some ages like fine wine and some turn into vinegar. My friend, you are the latter one. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider. Congratulations and Happy birthday Dear Friend.

I hate surprises, so I really hope you have good food at your party. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

We have learned that you celebrate another birthday. Well, maybe “celebrate” is certainly not the right word. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

Hey, are you going to accompany us in having vodka shots? It would be better if you don’t as with age, one’s drinking capacity gets affected and your liver won’t be able to handle it thereafter. Happy birthday Dear Friend, old bud!

 My life was beautiful then you entered in it and everything became so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday Dear Friend my lousy friend!

You are a kind, beautiful, and amazing person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these lies on your birthday today!

So many candles, they make the cake look small! Happy birthday Dear Friend!

Do you know why I came to your birthday party? Because I wanted to impress my taste buds with the food being served over here. Haha, Happy birthday Dear Friend!

Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.

I won’t lie—I’m only here for the cake. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

I have heard that your husband has given you a leather jacket for your birthday. It’s strange, and it seemed that he was very fond of that nice dog …!

The true meaning of our friendship is that we can celebrate your birthday even if you are broke and you can be happy even if friends don’t have enough money to buy you a gift. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

Happiest birthday to the most grasping friend of mine. May God give all your money to me so that I can throw myself a party at least.

Another year has gone by but you haven’t gotten any wiser. Oh, well. Happy birthday Dear Friend!

Well, you don’t look so bad for a person your age.

I don’t know who are those people who give sensible advice to their friends if some problem arises as you only increase the level of my problems. Happy birthday Dear Friend to the biggest problem creator of my life.

I wish I could make fun of you on your birthday about your age. But with each passing year, I am getting older too. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

I have heard that people of a certain age become unbearable when they don’t get what they want! Happy birthday Dear Friend!

I tried to get you an anti-aging soap, I hope that it works for you, my dearest friend, okay?

This year I am planning to make you feel that you are special, so I got you a specialist.

Be a cool cat and tell us where you’re going to throw us a party on your birthday. You know you can’t hide from us. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

Keep some hangover pills ready. We’re going to make sure that you need them tomorrow morning. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

Thank God birthdays come only once a year. Otherwise, I’d be broke just giving you one gift after the other. Happy birthday Dear Friend.

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